It's a strange planet

I was in the mall, I needed the bathroom. Since I was in Penny's, I went to where the bathrooms are, conveniently located on the second floor at the furthest reach of the store, behind the lingerie department! I couldn't help thinking about the trek someone in dire need would have to make! I can just picture the trail one may leave behind trying to locate the elusive door to that realm of comfort! And whose idea was it to put it behind the dainties? I got the evil eye from the old biddy who was standing sentry behind the counter. Did she think I was there to try something on? I also wonder who would buy anything with her on duty! Is some supermodel, because you'd have to be to wear some of these things, going to put her lace panties and supports on the counter to be scrutinized by Brazilla? I'm willing to bet sales are down when she's looming. I got to the bathroom, but still did not escape Brazilla's gaze as I departed, as if to demand to know if I was hygenic. I waited until I was at the edge of the department to turn around and yell, "Yes, I washed my hands!!" She smiled.